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2 parts creme brule coffee,
1 part whole milk,
3 spoonfuls of sugar
place in a small nalgene bottle and shake until frothy

This recipe gets Amanda through the first 4-8 hours of her day, depending on whether she decides to shell out the money for lunch at the campus center. Given that she plans on going another 15 miles on the stationary bike this afternoon, she really should eat something before that, but heat has a funny way of making food utterly repulsive to her. That, and she'd rather have the East West Quantum Leap Symphonic Library Gold (or platinum!!!) Edition than eat. Unfortunately, while food is essential to survival, soft synthesizers are not. Maybe.

For some reason every time I try to download that thing through bit torrent it gets all fucked up. If someone would download some of it and send it to me, I'd think they were fucking awesome. If I weren't a committed woman, I'd probably blow them too. But hey, its the thought that counts. Maybe I'll convince someone else to blow you. Either way, help appreciated.

oh, and by the way, Nate is fucking awesome for making my website for free. Someone should blow him too.

Now back to my nifty sci-fi novel.....until my boss gets here and I have to pretend to be busy again. Or actually be busy.

ack! She's here!

:::::vanishes::::::